Just Who's Running this Ship, Anyway?

The Black Void - Episode 3301

The blue beam lances out again, blasting the two bio battleships to fine particulates in a matter of seconds. The remaining GF ships return fire, sending a storm of plasma directly at your much smaller vessel. "Brace for impact!" Blank shouts.

You wince, anticipating the end, but it dosent't come. The ship is rocked gently by the enemy's fire, but holds together. "Unbelievabe! That was a full on attack, but did almost no damage! The Destiny must have some special sheilding that was activated when we brought the weapon online." Andrews reports.

"We're invulnerable!" Hiro exults. Another blast arcs out, atomizing the last bio-battleship, and the cruiser and radish turn and head back into hyperspace. "They're running with their tails between their legs! Captain, should we pursue?"

"NO!" you shout, while almost simultaneously Zora shouts "YES!"

Zora turns to you, her massive breasts jiggling, and downs the rest of her vodka. "Hey...hic...and jusht who made you captain of thish ship anyway!?" she slurs. "I'm the captain! says so right here." She points to a alcohol-stained spot on her uniform.

"Well, I had to do something when we got attacked before! You were to busy puking your guts out all over the deck! [3016] What kind of captain are you, anyway!" you say, turning to the others and imploring them to take your side.

"Well...Zora only became captain because she was getting boinked by the previous Captain." Hiro explains. "He made her his second so their cabins would be adjacent to each other. Last year, Captain Grey was eaten by a giant amoeba on Vorgeb VI, and Zora took over. Mostly, the aliens had kept her pretty much in line and sober, but now..."

"Hey! Hiro, you traitor!" Zora says, stumbling. She catches herself, then takes another swig of vodka, straight from the bottle this time. "Well, there's only one way to settle who's gonna run this ship..."

  1. "A vote, of course." A vote is then taken, which you of course win unanimously.
  2. "A vote, of course." A vote is then taken, which you lose! (What? Do they really want HER to be in charge of a planet-destroying superweapon?)
  3. "A bikini jell-o wrestling contest!" "I'll get the popcorn!" Hiro says mischeviously.
  4. You win by default, as Zora passes out before she can finish her thought.
  5. Hiro suddenly stands up, brandishing a laser pistol. "Enough of this. I'm taking command of the ship!"

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