Josh & Fish

I turn at the voice behind me and barely have time to catch a glimpse of Josh Burbank - who I recognize from a Not Wanted poster some joker put up at school - before he shoves a still warm platter of fish and fries into my hands and says: "Hold this while I go through my pockets."

Grasping the heavy platter with both hands I give him the once over and make an interesting observation. "You're naked."

"That's why I need both hands!" he sighs impatiently as he starts going through some strange gyrations. "Sheesh, don't they teach you kids anything at Wednesday school these days?"

1. Yes they do.
2. No they don't.
3. Hang one. Wednesday school??
4. I taste the fish.
5. I taste the fries.
6. I smell the fish and fries and start to retch.
7. I wake up and smell the coffee.
8. Josh wriggles out of this dimension, taking me with him.
9. Josh wriggles out of this dimension, taking the fish with him.
10. Josh wriggles out of this dimension, taking every other fry with him.

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