Ronald Reagan Hates Alligator People
The Black Void - Episode 2668
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"But... but why would Ronald Reagan do this?" You stammer awkwardly in
your newly acquired alligator language. "I can't tell ya that one buddy, all I can say is that you'll make a mighty fine pair of boots when the time comes." You drift off very log-like as you ponder your new predicament. Looking around you think of what you can do to work your way out of this reptile pen in Black Void Zoo. Off to your left you see a zookeeper lazily dozing off in his chair, with a key ring, perhaps the one that opens the gate to your freedom, dangling off his belt. As you dive to the bottom of the lagoon you spot a hole in the side, perhaps wide enough to fit your body through. Suddenly a thought sparks into your mind and you swim back over to the alligator you first spoke with. "Hey, hasn't Ronald Reagan been dead for quite a few years?" "I wouldn't know, I'm an alligator," he replies. Disheartened by his unhelpfulness you turn back to evaluating your next step which will be....
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12/26/2008 2:15:24 AM
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