Idiot!!!!

The Black Void - Episode 218

This is easier said than done, however. I mean, I’m a bunny, folks. What am I going to do, nibble through the steel cage? Hmmm, worth a shot...

But to no avail.

I suppose it’s time for Plan B: nibbling on the carrot-shaving-garnished rabbit-chow over in the corner of my new home. It’s actually quite tasty. Mind-stimulating too! Indeed, I can even recall the items on my shopping list that I intended to purchase while patronizing that god-forsaken supermarket that had gotten me into this whole mess! I won’t bore you with the details of it, don’t worry.

Well, Josh Bieber, I’m sure you’re laughing right now and saying ‘I told you so’. Well screw you too.

Wait. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that. It’s just been a really hard day, as I’ve already stated. But maybe if you’d left a note saying ‘DO kiss the rabbit’ I might be better off now! Ever think of that!? Ever heard of reverse-psychology, Mr. Know-It-All!? Noooo you just had to leave a note that piqued my curiosity and aroused my rebellious side.

‘Woe is me’, as the old saying goes. Then it hits me, what on earth was a bunny doing in a casino anyway!? God only knows. Okay, time for Plan C...

  1. Try to get kissed by a passerby. It's a longshot, but oh well...
  2. Wallowing in my own misery. It seems plenty justified.
  3. Wait a minute, there's ANOTHER bunny in the cage with me! Why didn't I notice this before? Can rabbits communicate with each other!? Another longshot, but it's looking like everything's going to be a longshot at this point...

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