Bob Versus Josh Burbank
The Black Void - Episode 1984
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Even shut-in malcontent teenage programmers knew about Josh Burbank. The man was in his mid-twenties, wiry, caucasian, with dark black hair, manic brown eyes, a cheerful smile and an unholy hatred for fast food businesses. Bob was surprised he hadn't thought of Josh earlier for the man had been on the fringes of all weird news stories for the past five years. In fact one of the default sub-reddits for reddit.com was /r/joshburbank, simply because of the chaos surrounding the lunatic. There was actual photographic evidence he stole fourteen of Jay Leno's cars. He was banned from Times Square for 'condiment' reasons. A federal order bans him from eighteen power plants because, as an intern said speaking anonymously, 'the man would just like fade out as soon he he stepped onto the parking lot. Don't trust him! DON'T EVER TRUST HIM NEAR HIGH ENERGY!'. Bob fled the makeshift inn with it's badly labeled bathrooms and ended up on the road to the castle. Josh followed, giggling at thick clouds passing by. He seemed not to notice Bob at all.
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