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"Ah, skin cells," you think wistfully, devouring them. "Sure brings back
memories. Its so ironic. Back when I was a human being, all I ever wanted
was to be an amoeba. And now that I am an amoeba, all I want is to be a
human being again. I guess the grass really is always greener on the other
side." But then a horrifying miracle occurs. The skin cells you ate had been previously cross-contaminated with supergrowth formula. Latent on the skin cells, the supergrowth molecules activate as soon as you consume them, causing you to grow at an exponential rate. Soon you burst out of the petri dish and tower over the frightened scientists. They run for the door but its locked - alarms are wailing and the lab is sealed off. "TiMe tO PaY fOR YouR CriMEs AGainST NaTuRE!!!" you laugh, oozing toward them.
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