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I am not really surprised to find that the company's
main activity is selling purple skinned Martian women
to rich Earth men as slaves. After all the purple slave
trade has been considered socially acceptable ever since
First Contact. But as I dig deeper I find that the company
has a hidden agenda. To compensate for the shortage of
real Martian women (the martians are dying out after all)
they are developing a nanovirus to turn free Earth women
into purple skinned Martians, or at least the visual
equivalent thereof.
As I turn away from the screen and lean back to digest this new information, I notice that the skin on my legs has started turning purple.
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