Reaction to fame

Half an hour later it starts dawning on me that he may have been pulling my leg again. It also dawns on me that Ms. Parodyname must be some kind of cleanliness freak - she is still at the sink washing her hands!

Now what?

1. I offer her a bar of soap.
2. I start flushing toilets to make the tap water hot.
3. I start flushing toilets to make the tap water cold. (I was never any good at physics.)
4. I start running in ovals.
5. I start running in triangles.
6. I start running in non-Euclidian polygons.
7. I start running into people I know from school.
8. I start running in tesseracts, inadvertently opening gateways to other dimensions.

Add New Option

Go Back

View Forward Story Tree
View Back Story Tree