The Mall Singer

"Oh the Big Black Void
makes me paranoid!
It gave me such a slam,
I don't know where I am!"

1. People applaud.
2. They boo.
3. They throw money at you.
4. They throw stale doughnuts at you.
5. Someone shouts "Hey, you came from the Black Void too?"
6. Someone whispers "Ixnay on the ack-blay oid-vay! It's secret!" A second voice shushes "Ssssh!"
7. The Muse of Rowdy Ballads accosts you.
8. The Story Cops approach, carrying a warrant to confiscate you vocal cords

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