Mutiny in Deep Space

"Live in peace? As slaves?! Never!!" Hiro Lee explodes. "You alien bastards, just what right do you think you have to order us around?!"

"So it is freedom you want, eh?" Lilla sneers. "Freedom to do what? To kill each other as you have for millennia? Your entire human history is just one long register of unspeakable atrocities you commit against your own kind. And you consider yourselves worthy inheritors of the cosmos? Bah!"

"Why not?" Zora beams. "We humans are sleek, and shexy! Booyah!"

"Need I remind you of the conflict that brought us all to this point - the cataclysmic war between the human Holy Galactic Empire and the Great Friendship of Allied Races? Humans attacked us first, wielding monstrous weapons and exterminating entire planetary populations with your nightmarish terraforming machines. The Allied Races were caught completely defenseless, knowing little of planetary conflicts in our histories and nothing at all of war in space. But we banded together, patiently learned through observation and then unleashed our counteroffensive, driving you humans back to your own planet!"

"And what did you do then? Forced sterilization of 99.9% of all surviving humans?! You sick monsters!" Hiro howls.

"Ahem," Lilla says. "Well, we're not exactly proud of that. The original intent was to remove all violent human tendencies from your gene pool. We could not have guessed those tendencies were so widespread. And you have to admit, you humans have been a lot more reasonable since then."

"Take that!" Zora squeals, launching herself toward Lilla. "Booby Bomb Hyperspace Takedown! Heeeyah!!"

You gasp. Everything is suddenly happening very fast. Zora's massive breasts wrap around Lilla's face, as her long legs wrap around the alien's back. Zora flips in mid-air and smashes Lilla facefirst into the ground, bouncing off safely herself.

"Good job, cap'n!" Hiro cheers, grabbing a metal pipe. "Let's git r' done!"

Lilmo Rezotba, yelling something in Levixian, comes running out of a side corridor. Hiro spins about, smashing him in the back of the head with the pipe. Both Levixians are down, bleeding and groaning as Xira Xornira enters.

"What is the meaning of this, Captain Belkinova?" she asks. "What's going on?"

"The Dodo Bird Hunter is now under human control!" Hiro yells. "My species, right or wrong! Earth shall rise again!"

"W-what?! Are you rebelling against the Great Friendship? Why?!"

"I'm sorry, but it must be done!" Zora says, resting her enormous, jiggling fun bags on the back of your head. "The uncharted cosmos calls to the pirate pet shop hunter! Don't worry, you aliens will not be harmed. The three of you will be placed in a shuttle with enough supplies to tide you over until another GF ship picks you up. Meanwhile, we frisky humans shall explore the Universe without having to obey all your stuffy rules and regulations. Right, Doctor?"

Suddenly all eyes are on you. You blush and say...

1. "Umm... I guess so..."
2. "I'm sorry, but I'm just not the rebellious type, you know? Besides, someone needs to take care of the injured Levixians..."

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