About that job...

"Simple," the white rabbit replied. "You have to wake yourself up!"

"I thought I just did that."

"Yeah, and look where it got you! Woke up into another dream, you did."

Bob shook his head. "Wait a minute. You said I wasn't dreaming."

Harvey hopped about a bit. "So are little white rabbits notorious for telling the truth where you come from?"

"Point taken. Alright, so I have to wake myself up again. No problem." He reached for his arm to pinch it again, then realized it was still feeling sore from when he pinched it in his dream. Weird. He reached for the other arm...

"That won't work," the rabbit said quickly. "You'll only wake up in another dream. You have to wake yourself all the way up, all at once."

Bob sighed and lowered his arms. "So how do I do that?" he asked.

"You have to wake the real you. And to do that you must...

1. go on a quest.
2. give me your credit card number.
3. marry my cousin.
4. eat your own weight of magic clover.
5. run your head against a wall.
6. kiss me.
7. solve this puzzle.
8. write another chapter in The Black Void.

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