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"I see you found my grandfather clock." It's the redhead.
"What?" "I said, you found my grandfather clock." "But it's mine. I just got it." "No, you don't understand. He's my father's father. As opposed to my mother's father, Grandfather Jones." "Then what's he doing as a...well, grandfather clock?" "Oh, all the males in my family are were-timepieces. Something to do with being direct descendants of Father Time." I can't resist the next question. "And the females?" "We just have an impeccable sense of timing." Then she walks off. Sense of timing, indeed. What a parting shot. But I'm not going to let her keep messing with her mind. No, never mind, it's messed up enough already as it is. What more could a woman do?
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