Butter Me Up And Call Me Josh Burbank

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 97814

Ignoring the rattling from the roof, Josh downs several sticks of butter from the modern, shiny fridge.
"Nom, nom, nom!" he giggles as the cat he has befriended chases a bug and eats it. "I likes me the butter!" Indeed, there was a lot of it and Josh became intent on eating it all.
Halfway through, Josh feels ill.

  1. Power on. There's butter to be eaten.
  2. Call Stan Lee, noted comic book creator, for advice.
  3. Deep in the living room, he spots a laptop. Josh eats the laptop.
  4. Josh is distracted from his internal ills by the corpses falling out of the ceiling.
  5. Josh is distracted by ennui and fate.
  6. Josh consumes every object in the fridge, including the ice tray.
  7. Distracted by shiny things, Josh looks through the bookshelves (they were new books and thus shiny).

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