The Gruesome Threesome In Prison

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 97598

To recap: After the destruction of the Staircase Tower, Sir Toby and Scott Chen had taken Josh Burbank to a basic lifestyles and hygiene class at the local prison.
Only they had not bothered to actually check in with the employees so after the class is over, the three are escorted back to their cell. Naturally, their protests are not believed.
Their only luck is that this is a low-crime section of America (Colorado) and thus there is an empty four man cell.
Sir Toby is clear-headed enough to demand a lawyer but the next day is Memorial Day, a Federal holiday, so no lawyer will be available until Tuesday. Ten a.m. And it's now Sunday 8 p.m. That's ... a lot of hours.
"Shit!" says Josh. "I'm going to have to shank so many bitches to get out of here."
"Shut up, Josh, you loony." says Scott. "We just keep our heads down until Tuesday, ask our lawyer very nicely to double check the records and we'll be out of here."

  1. This is, in fact, what happens. The lawyer takes them out for ice cream.
  2. By Monday at three a.m. Josh has shanked eighteen people.
  3. Despite what he has says, by Tuesday morning Scott has become the prison lady for the Eucalyptus Mob. Willingly.
  4. Monday lunch is a riot. Sir Toby punches so many people. Including Josh. Oops.
  5. Monday lunch is a riot because a stand up comedian is working off a DUI by entertaining the hungry crowd.
  6. Every single high school teacher (male) Josh Burbank has ever had has ended up in this prison through their own actions.

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