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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 96584

Lots42 quickly gets a job with the U.S. Postal Service, somehow bypassing the entrance examination, and the multi-year waiting period that this author has, in real life, gone through since the fall of 2005.

While Lots is thrilled to have a decent paying job with excellent government benefits available to him while employed and after retirement, his motives are not at all sincere. Lots secretly steals about fifty dollars' worth of stamps a day to keep his extendable fiction by snail mail habit going on a daily basis.

For the next year, Lots42 gets away with his crimes. And then...

  1. One fateful day, he is caught.
  2. The postal service folds due to bankruptcy, quickly followed by the rest of the U.S. government.
  3. Horsehockey returns to the internet, so Lots can quit his job and sit on the computer all day writing episodes again.
  4. A freak accident! Lots42 is accidentally packaged and mailed off to Abu Dhabi.

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