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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 96151

Partly due to a neat picture of an owl on the back cover, Cain's tell-all book becomes the number seven highest selling book of all time. Oprah invites Cain to be on her show but he sends back a pile of cheetah vomit, which she proceeds to interview live on the air until doctors drag her away. Anywho, what now?

  1. Sexy dance party!
  2. Cain falls asleep on Mel Gibson.
  3. Monkeys eat George Bush. Not the president, a gas station attendant named Bush.
  4. Cain accidentally saves the life of Osama Bin Laden; who is then killed ten minutes later trying to take a baby hostage. Ooops.

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