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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 95500

Auditioning for the part of Josh Burbank is Rodney Adrian Miller-Pabst, a ten year old actor who is, to the astonishment of the present crew, pissed out of his goddamn mind at noon!

In between drunkenly ranting and crying over the possibly of being grounded for touching his parents' alcohol, Rodney gives a commanding performance.

Unfortunately, after Ben and Reaibn could tell Rodney that he is a leading contender for the part, the kid whips a fifth of whiskey out of his side pocket and drains it in one sitting. Rodney is now dangerously drunk, probably on the brink of suffering alcohol poisoning, and the whole situation is disturbing as hell, to be honest.

  1. Send Rodney to the nearest ER.
  2. Send Rodney to the nearest pub.
  3. Rodney's parents-slash-managers show up to take him home.
  4. Rodney's parents-slash-managers show up and cheerfully tell Ben and Reaibn how much their son idolizes Richard Burton and Oliver Reed.

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