Josh Hairnet

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 95025

A confused closeted Josh Hairnet accidentally confsesses his sins to one of the few Westboro Baptist priests who actually believes all the nonsense they say. Josh is chased through a few alley ways with a DVD and random hysterical screeching.
Josh plows into a biker bar, yelling for help.
The fifteen regulars recognize the priest and form a protective line. Which the priest tries to break through.
Inside of five minutes the priest is upside down in a dumpster, most of his clothes on a roof and Josh is sitting in a in a booth drinking an 'Adrenaline Restorer'. Four of the bikers are Vietnam Vets so they know how to deal with mild shock.
Josh is told that he's welcome to stay for the rest of the day and any drinks are 'on the house', just go easy pleasey.

  1. Later, not much happens. Two of the vets escort him back to his house.
  2. Five minutes later, the cops show up...to tell the bikers they ignored the WBC complaints.
  3. Five minutes later, the cops show up to arrest everyone. The ACLU was -already- there thanks to a clever bartender. Five minutes after that, the state police show up and Josh is already in an ACLU office with four pro-bono lawyers.
  4. Zombies invade.

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