Ship of the desert

"Stop that!" Camel Sara snarls.

"Sheesh, I am no fun," Bunny Sara complains. "Don't pull my tail, don't slap my humps, don't plug my blowhole. I'm not telling you to stop pulling my ears!"

"That's because we don't want to!" Vixen Sara points out.

"Yes you do!" Bunny Sara cries tearfully. "Or you wouldn't yank my ears all the time!"

"Oh brother!" Vixen Sara sighs. "Cut it out, willya! This is neither the time nor the place for your Roger Rabbit routine!"

"It's never the time or place for any of my routines!"

"Hey, you're learning. Good. So what brings you here, Camel Sara? Got a body to dispose of, I suppose?"

"Quite the contrary," the camel woman replies haughtily. "I am looking for one."

"You can have one of ours!" Bunny Sara blurts, then proceeds to blush at the double entendre. Vixen Sara laughs scornfully.

"Thanks, but no thanks," Camel Sara replies. "You're very cute, but I'm not into girls."

"I-I meant one of the dead guys."

"Sorry, but I'm not into necrophilia either. Come to think of it, I'm not at all sorry about that!"

"Anyway I already ate them," Vixen Sara points out. "Urp! Don't remind me!" She leans over the toilet bowl and hocks up a femur.

"So what are you looking for then?" Bunny Sara asks.

Camel Sara looks thoughtfully at them.

1. "A camel," she says dreamily. "A male. Catch my drift?"
2. "The body of evidence," she says coldly. "I am a Story Cop, and you are both under arrest!"
3. "I just need a body immersed in water," she explains. "I am doing a demonstration of Archimedes' Law for my physics class."
4. "Some guy named elKafiru42. Have you seen him?"
5. "The monster that has been stepping on mosques in my town!"
6. Wait, blowhole? There is a Sara Whale??
7. Bunny Sara's blush goes infrared, making her invisible. But very hot.

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