Bread and butter

The unicorn thanked him and started reading the sign. "What's this about free Monte Cristo sandwiches?" it asked.

Toby blushed. "I'm sorry. I don't know how that snuck in there."

The unicorn shook its mane in confusion. "A grilled sandwich would make more sense offered by a dragon," it pointed out. "I don't even like ham."

"How about them eggs?"

"I don't like them either. But when I mention them along with ham, people inisist on telling me they are green and start reciting an idiotic poem."

1. The unicorn must die. Nobody talks about Dr. Seuss like that.
2. Sir Toby proceeds to have green eggs and ham in sixteen different locatons, all of which rhyme.
3. Josh Burbank goes out for a Monte Cristo sandwich. Being an unworldly git, he thinks it is a sandwich that has spent fourteen years in prison,

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