I'm Hitler

Mitchell, Scott and Josh all exchange puzzled looks. Reaibn pats Skip on his shoulder. "Thanks, Skip. I really appreciate it. At least someone around here likes what I'm doing!"

At this point, Scott can no longer stand it:

"Okay, Skip, once and for all...who are you?"
"What do you mean, Scott? You're the one who can't decide whether his last name is 'Chen' or 'Childers'. Why is my character so important?!"

Scott does not answer. Instead, Josh Burbank takes up the slack: "Skip, we can't remember why you got here, or who you might have been when you showed up on the scene all these years ago. The only thing we do know is that one of the authors lifted your name from Brain Droppings. Oh, and we also know about your habit of showing up whenever a bit character is needed, or get referenced. Besides, aside from the questionable taste of having someone around whose surname is the same as a psychotic, genocidal maniac, we don't know anything about you!"

After a long, painful silence, Skip Hitler finally speaks. "Well, what do you want to know about me?"
"Tell us about your family. Let's keep it simple."
"Okay, sure," Skip answers. "I have five brothers. Bing, Flip, Trip, Ringo, and Lumpy. I think they all perished when my homeworld was destroyed, and I was brought into your world?"

1. Wait a second here..."LUMPY"?!
2. "Okay, we're off to a good start, Skip," Josh answers. "We finally know something about you..."
3. "Not true," Mitchell says. "Your brothers are alive and well, and they're looking for you as we speak!"
4. Having grown tired with such a one-dimensional character, the authors banish Skip to limbo. He's never seen again.

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