Iowa
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 93079
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Turns out Iowa is sitting under the biggest natural gas resovoir in
existence. It (somewhat) explodes, wiping out the Waffle House and the
only other outpost of humanity in Iowa, a Denny's with a wobbly floor. America, now completely energy idependent, gets uppity. They withdraw all cleaning staff out of the United Nations and demand diplomats pay their parking fines. North Dakota officially renames itself to 'Fuck Canada' and due to the thousands of years of energy they now have, withdraws from the union. Alaska puts out a bounty on Palin for being embarassing. CIA agents hack Wikipedia and rename every single non- American land mass some variation on the theme of 'Suck It World'. Naturally, it is all changed back five minutes later but the news stations go batshit nuts over this info. With no worries about fuel, America launches pretty much every rocket and gets to work on the moon buidling a station. 'Coincidentally' it is in the shape of 'F U WORLD'. Various wind-power generating plants are evacuated with fake emergencies and destroyed by fighter jets. Same with Mount Rushmore; but this was just Indian activists taking advantage of the confusion to avenge the descration of sacred land.
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Lots42
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