Cookie!

"No!" the girl mutters through a mouthful of crumbs.

"Why not?"

"Cause I just ate it."

"But you're still eating the cookie!" Fred protests.

The girl rolls her eyes at him as she swallows. "Duh! I meant I ate the piece you wanted. Gotta be faster than that, old man."

Fred decided to let that one ride. There was no denying he was older than her, and he had heard stories about what happened to knights who denied their manhood to the wrong person. Not that this girl looked like a witch, but you could never know.

"Well, can I have a piece you haven't eaten yet?" he asks cleverly.

The girl quickly stuffs the rest of the cookie into her mouth and shakes her head vehemently. "Muuuh nuuh muuh!"

"Sorry, I didn't quite catch that..."

1. Fred slaps the girl's back to make her spit out the cookie. (Gross!)
2. The girl chokes on the cookie.
3. Fred notices that she has a glass of milk, and asks for a sip.
4. As 3, but he cleverly asks hew to say no (note: Her mouth is still full) if he can't have the milk.
5. Gozer appears and steps on the little girl's church. The fiend!
6. Raymond Chandler bursts in with a cookie cutter in each hand. What's wrong with this picture?

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