I.W.I.W.A.L.

No, there isn't.

What? Come on, Helen and Helen were going to town on one another on that couch a few minutes ago!

Actually, they're done now. They got up and left.

What do you mean they left? Someone get them back here pronto! This story arc needs chicks making out with each other!

Sorry, man. They collected their pay for the make out scene, and have gone home. They really weren't lesbians...well, for a price, they were.

Well, can we get some more girls in here?

That might be difficult right now.

Difficult in what way? Come on, we have millions of disappointed readers right now!

Tell you what...Josh and Scott have agreed to dress in drag, put on makeup, and make out with one another.

That isn't the same! Who the hell wants to see those guys make out, especially in DRAG?!

You'd be surprised, buddy.

No, no, I'm sorry, but this will not do. For this episode, we need two women making out with each other. Not two creeps dressed in women's clothing!

Hang on a sec...okay, two of my guys have caught up to the two Helens in the parking lot, and they're going to see what they can do. In the meantime, two more of my guys have located two pretty hot chicks in the audition room who are willing to perform. One's named Lacey, and the other's named Nicole. Give us time to discuss their paychecks, and they should be out here soon enough.

Okay, but you do know that we'll have to delay the chicks making out until the next episode, right?

1. The two Helens come back.
2. Lacey and Nicole come in and make out.
3. Things go horribly wrong, and we're stuck with watching Josh and Scott in drag, making out furiously.

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