Poop death

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 92442

Fred sees the sword had gone cleanly through his ribcage and out the right side of his chest. He was honestly surprised he was still alive by now. And surely, if he made it, the two hundred pounds of crap he was still half-encased in would cause enough of an infection to finish him off.
Half crazed with pain, Fred bellows 'Hey, dragon!'. The effort tears so much inside him. So very much.
"Yes?" said the dragon, stooping in low. "Goodness, it's a knight. What do you want me to do, knight?"
Fred grabs his crotch, yells "DEEZE NUTS!" and dies.

  1. The dragon summons lackeys to dispose of the corpse of this crazed-noble man.
  2. The dragon laughs and flies off to eat more giraffes. He never learns.
  3. Turns out dragon feces have healing properties. But the sword is still in his chest...

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