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Fred sees the sword had gone cleanly through his ribcage and out the right
side of his chest. He was honestly surprised he was still alive by now.
And surely, if he made it, the two hundred pounds of crap he was still
half-encased in would cause enough of an infection to finish him off. Half crazed with pain, Fred bellows 'Hey, dragon!'. The effort tears so much inside him. So very much. "Yes?" said the dragon, stooping in low. "Goodness, it's a knight. What do you want me to do, knight?" Fred grabs his crotch, yells "DEEZE NUTS!" and dies.
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