In Which Astra Breaks the Fourth Wall

"Who are you talking to?" Fred asks, but Astra ignores him.

"You are forgetting who's boss here," the author tells her. "If I say that you're being shagged, then you're being shagged. Piss me off, and you could find youself chained up in the Southern Caves once more. You wouldn't want that, would you?"

1. "I suppose not. OK, Fred, carry on shagging me."
2. "I'm not letting you intimidate me."
3. "It's the Northern Caves as far as we Aqualarians are concerned. Why can't you get it right?"
4. "That 'the past few episodes were a hallucination' thing is really old. Can't you come up with something better?"

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