The (Dis)loyal Opposition

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 92007

Running against Richard Nixon and Frylock are Herve Jurado, a fairly well-known actor and producer of Mexican pornographic videos and "Dwarfsploitation" films, and his running mate, Steve the Incontinent 98 Year Old Man, formerly the starring character of the wildly unpopular "Horsepuckey," the extremely bad "Horsehockey" knockoff (which was itself a knockoff of Addventure, making him doubly derivative). A few people question Herve's qualifications (mostly because he's actually a Mexican national--still, his ability to perform on-camera and his skill at motivating porn actresses makes him uniquely qualified for politics). Virtually everyone questions Steve's credentials, as well as his sanity, since in addition to being old and incontinent, he's also got a police record as long as Atlas Shrugged.

  1. Onward to the debates!
  2. Nah, forget that--Herve and Steve win!
  3. Herve dies the first day in office (under COMPLETELY unsuspicious circumstances), leaving Steve as prez. Let's see his first dismally evil, pants-shittingly terrifying State of the Union address here!

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