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"I'm going to set you up on a date," Fred sternly replies. He also snatches the copy of the Necronomicon from Jarlath's hands. "And this will be my source for helping you get laid, Jarlath! I am honestly horrified you could be so petty to blame your own shortcomings on your older brother."

"Fred!" Jarlath shouts. "You can't! You shouldn't!"

1. First, though, Fred uses the Necronomicon to transform himself back into a man.
2. Same as option one, but the book is more powerful than Fred anticipated, as it sends him back in time.
3. "Yes, I shall...and I will," Fred retorts.
4. Jarlath backpedals, and admits he was lying about his lack of success in dating...or at least he was exaggerating. Some. Kinda sorta...
5. "Fred, that book won't help me find a date," Jarlath sheepishly admits. "Believe me, I tried it!"
6. After a long, uncomfortable silence, Jarlath awkwardly propositions Fred.

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