Gropester

You start groping yourself wildly.

The furry canine-anthro cops, Felina and the EMT's stare at you in puzzlement and shock. Well, one of the EMT's (Diane, a short somewhat-attractive anthro-vixen) sort of looks moderately impressed by your flexibility.

"Uh...sir, what, exactly are you trying to...ummm--accomplish?" asks one of the cops in a surprisingly musical voice.

1. "I'm looking for the right combination to open the dimensional gate. It's keyed to scrotal and nipple position."
2. "Mange."
3. "I have an odd variation of Tourettes."
4. "Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas."
5. "Nothing. This is just how I relax and unwind."

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