Bill Muray--What a Kidder

"GOD HATES YOU, YOU BITCH!" Bill Murray howls. "AND SO DO I! I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE YOU DIE!! I HOPE YOU DIEEEEEEEE!!!"

Sara scowls at the phone. It seemed almost as if he were trying to tell her something, but...nah, it couldn't be.

1. Sara gives it a few seconds. Surely he's calmed down by now. She calls him again.
2. Sara decides to visit Murray in person to demand an apology.
3. Bill Murray decides to visit Sara in person. With a rifle.
4. A dishevelled Jasper climbs out from betwixt Josh's buttocks. He looks pale as death. "What has been seen...cannot be unseen," he gasps.
5. Murray feels guilty and decides to drive out to apologize, because hey, he's just that kind of guy.

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