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Cletus decides to hide in that crack lab right down the street. After
all, it ought to be perfectly safe, right?
He hops behind a stack of barrels of ether (sometimes, just to mix it up
a little, the drug manufacturers like to make freebase for more discerning
clientele), because nothing bad ever happens to barrels of liquid ether.
He's still hiding there when the police bust down the door and begin
shooting at everything in sight. For no reason apparent to anyone, Josh
runs randomly through the gunbattle naked.
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The barrels go explodey. Cleetus von Boonies is killed.
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The barrels go explodey. Cleetus von Boonies is thrown miles away. Somehow he's still alive.
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Josh hops behind the barrels. "What's up, mang?" he says. He offers Cleetus a hit off his crack pipe.
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Wait...why is Josh naked and running through the middle of a gun battle again?
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Cleetus uses his redneck wits to construct a crude Rascal scooter out of a barrel and an outboard motor to escape.
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It's actually an episode of Cop Rock: The Next Generation! The drug lords and the cops break into an improptu musical number while shooting at each other! Oh the humanity!
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No, it's COPS. Cleetus and Josh are the only survivors. They're arrested in front of a gawking camera crew.
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