Josh's Forever War

Thanks to the crude interstellar drives used by the Earthers, the victorious Earthers return home to find that life has moved forward in their absence. Once again Einstein is a douchebag from beyond the grave.

Among the returnees is somewhat older and wiser (though not by much) Josh Burbank, who is surprised to find that virtually everyone he ever knew and loved is at least a century dead, and the Earth he knew is virtually unrecognizable.

1. Josh is sad.
2. Josh is relieved. Now he can start over!
3. Josh is enraged. Those fuckers owed him money!
4. Josh and friends dig up Einstein's remains and desecrate them. That'll show the bastard!
5. Josh handles it the same way he handles everything else--parties and fire.
6. What strange changes has Earth undergone in their absence? Can Josh ever cope?
7. Josh returns to the larger galaxy and goes into business as a smuggler.

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