Motherf***in' Bees--How Do They Work?

BEEEEEES!

Bees?

No--BEEEEEEEES!!!!

Oh. Okay. Carry on, then.

They're EVERYWHERE! The room is filled with a living carpet of BEES!

They're on every exposed surface, in a suffocating layer. Lots is a vaguely man-shaped assemblage of bees. Barbara Walters finally runs screaming from the room, covered in a living, moving shell of angry bees.

1. Lots goes on the interview circuit, giving motivational talks and explaining what it's like to live covered in bees.
2. Lots dies. He goes to Heaven.
3. Lots dies. He goes to Pie Heaven.
4. Lots dies. He goes to Hell.
5. Lots trains his bees to obey his every command, and becomes a superhero named King Bee.
6. Something else happens, or doesn't, as you prefer.
7. Nothing happens. Ever.

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