Autoboob

The damaged synapses in Josh's mind flicker like neon signs randomly as his eyes widen at the shiny shiny autobot. "Shinyshinyshinyshinyshiny..." he gurgles.

Before Power-Drive can do anything, Josh scrambles up his chest and tears it open. He rips the spark out of the mech's chest and eats it whole. Power-Drive slumps to the ground, dead.

1. Josh dies when the spark explodes.
2. Josh transforms into an Autobot.
3. .....Decepticon
4. .....Junkion
5. ......Hare Krishna
6. .......Duck
7. Josh giggles and fashions the autobot's head into a wheeled, motorized combination toilet/scooter.
8. Gary Busey wanders in from stage left and says something profoundly unsettling.

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