Carjacking

You decide to carjack a Mercedes, and do some wicked doughnuts on the North End.

You spy a car at a nearby stoplight driven by an elderly couple who look weak enough to take in a fight. "OUT OF THE CAR!" you scream at them, brandishing a thumbtack. "NO MORE CLEAN CHEESE!"

They scream and leap from the car. Chuckling, you drive it to the North End. Much fun is had by all.

1. And behold, there IS no more clean cheese to be had.
2. You decide to leave the car in a ditch and steal an H3.
3. You ram a cop on a horse.
4. You decide to pee on a nun.
5. Meanwhile, in Queens...

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