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Several annoying and pointless places are destroyed, including the
Smithsonian, the Supreme Court (the supremes weren't there at the time,
which may or may not be a good thing, from your point of view), and the
House of Representatives, which was due to be destroyed by velociraptor
attack next week anyway. Also destroyed were the senate building, the
International Academy of Clown Studies, and the Washington D.C. accordion
factory.
The world will mourn the loss of the accordion factory for years to
come.
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All decisions at a federal level will now be made by having chimps throw darts at pieces of paper taped to a dartboard. Somehow this works better than anything else we've tried.
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Robot Nixon is installed as our new leader.
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No, we should probably explain what happened to the Invasion.
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The US retaliates against Canada. No, not for fighting Imperials on US soil, but because of that dreadful poutine. Ewww.
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Cut to Grand Moff Grand Moff's public trial...
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And the Smithsonian is replaced by...
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CANADA CONQUERS THE UNIVERSE! OH NOEZ!
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