Sasquatch

"Help!" the skunkette screams.

A smitten sasquatch is running from the wrecked police station, the skunk-girl slung over his shoulder. She beats ineffectually at his back. "HEEEEEEEELP!"

She attempts to power-spray the bigfoot, but the hairy beast-man isn't bothered by it, since he already smells like a kimchi truck exploded in a sewage treatment plant, which was then swallowed up my paper-mill effluent.

1. You try to follow her to rescue her.
2. Stick with Felina!
3. Stick with You!
4. Stick with Palin!
5. Stick with Alf!
6. Kermit the frog wanders by with some helpful advice.
7. Felina manages to free herself. She finds herself on a darkened highway. The road goes east and west.
8. Fuck it, she was nuts anyway, and now she's out of your hair. Time to party!

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