Skunk Musk Enhancement

"OhmygodohmygodI'msosorry!" she yelps. "It does that sometimes if I get excited! I'm so sorry!" She rubs at your face with her panties, trying to get her own natural mace-equivalent off.

You cough and rub at your watering eyes. Then you grab her and pull her into a deep kiss. Somehow the sulfurous, eye-stinging reek enhances the experience.

"Ummm...Wow..." she says, after you finally come out of lip-lock. She coughs a bit. Then you fall to the ground in a torrid embrace, ripping and tearing at each other's clothes.

1. You and Felina try to market skunk-musk to Coruscant nobility as a sex enhancer. Let's see the results!
2. As #1, but it fails disastrously. And hilariously.
3. Cheech and Chong materialize in a dimension-traveling VW microbus filled with bales of weed. "Hop in, cuz!" they yell.
4. Suddenly, a fifty foot robot made entirely of bacon attacks.
5. Josh Burbank wanders by. His head has been surgically grafted to Scott Chen's body. Scott's head is in a life support canister in his backpack.
6. Meanwhile, in Canada...

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