Crabby dollar

The old man looks at the proffered coin and takes a swig from the bottle. "Are you sure? I think mine was cleaner."

"Well, I had to fight a crab for it!"

The old man takes another swig and ponders ponderously. "Well, to each their own I suppose. Tell you what, young man. Since you already got me the dollar I needed, you can have this one."

"I don't want your grotty dollar!" Fred screams.

The old man swallows another mouthful and shrugs. "Should have thought of that before you fought the crab."

1. Fred throws the coin at the old man, who gets hit in the eye. Ouch.
2. Fred throws the coin, it bounces of the old man's head and starts a Goldberg effect which eventually causes Fred to get stabbed in the buttock. Film at eleven.
3. Bravely clenching the coin between his teeth, Fred dives into the ocean to wash it off.
4. Grinning evilly, Fred drops the grotty coin into the old man's soda. Bottles have wide necks in those parts.
5. Pau Amma emerges from the sea to avenge his descendant.
6. There haven't been any ninjas in this thread so far. Just sayin'...

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