Dastardly Chocolate Cake

The dragon gave a toothy grin. Not that he could give any other sort. "I know."

"What if I tell you I'm allergic to chocolate?" Astra said, eyes affixed on the cake.

"Then I'll say you're not a very good liar," the dragon said. "No female can resist the allure of chocolate."

"But eating all that cake would make me ill!" Astra said, trying to put off the inevitable.

"Nonsense. There's also zero calories, so you can't say it'd ruin that perfect waistline of yours. Now eat up!"

Wondering what to do, you suddenly remember the Butcher Knife of Dragon Vanquishing, so you search frantically for it.

1. Fred's found it, and is trying to cut his nails with it.
2. You find it, but it's been turned to rubber.
3. Something else.

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