Dirty Little Religion

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 89681

The enormous red man has managed to capture Bob the hippie, as the rest of the Sam's Club lost (including J. Burbank) made a quick getaway. Obviously, the obnoxious odor that is surrounding Bob thanks to him consciously neglecting his personal hygiene for months is quickly overcoming the red guy, but it isn't enough for him to release his powerful grip on Bob's legs.

So, while Bob the hippie is being dragged back to a hidden kitchen somewhere in the Sam's Club, we just have to ask: what is up with Bob's refusal to bathe? This Sam's Club has a fully functioning restroom, which is always stocked with enough soap and tissue. Hell, Bob could easily go buy some shampoo, toothpaste, and deodorant if he so desired.

What the hell is wrong with Bob?

  1. Mental illness.
  2. Showering is a big pain in the ass.
  3. A long time ago, a sarcastic classmate told Bob that not bathing was "a great way to make lots of friends".
  4. Two hours ago, he had just crawled out of the sewer.
  5. This is the only way that Bob can get any kind of attention from others.

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