Say Goodbye to the Little Girl Tree

Up in the tree, we get to see the eternally bickering eight-year-old twins Kenny and Joe; the loud, poorly dressed and obsessed with getting adults to give him money Timmy Turner [31861]; the lovable twelve year old Potsie Malph, sidekick to Punch Babies [68957], and a little boy who was sent by the dragon to kill Lord Fred [21455]. Unfortunately, his name is Fuckface.

The kids all laugh and shout while violently shaking branches and jumping around. Sure enough, one by one, all five boys fall from the tree. First, Timmy falls down head first, followed by Fuckface, who grabs the arm of Potsie Malph, taking him down to the ground as well. Finally, Kenny and Joe fall at the same time, having gotten into a brief fight. The twins land hard on Fuckface and Timmy Turner.

"OW!"
"Where is Lord Fred! The dragon sent me to kill him!"
"Aw, nose nuggets!"
"Kenny, you pushed me!"
"No, you pushed me, Joe! Boogerbutt!"
"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME MONEY?!"

1. All five boys start brawling.
2. The tree falls on all of them.
3. Shots start ringing out from the bar.
4. Fuckface is taken away by Protective Services. Who in the hell would ever name their kid that?!

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