Wake Up (Again)
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 89345
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It's a beautiful spring day in the City. The wind is cool, the sky is bluer than ever, and there
aren't any tentacle monster things around anymore. I wish I could thank the red-haired human
and the crazy little human who killed him. It seems like I know them from somewhere, which is
silly, because I don't even like humans! They're always choking up the air with their horrible
gasses and being all loud and self-absorbed. I poop on them whenever I can. Still, they did
build this beautiful city for me to fly around in, and all these beautiful statues for me to stand on,
so there's that. (And I had such a weird dream, too. I dreamed I was some kind of human in
some kind of dark place. What's up with that?)
My flock is down there on the statue of that one guy taking in the sun, while I'm out here flying around looking for somethng to fight. Ever since that monster came in it's been weeks since I had to save my flock from hawks or air snakes. I'm getting bored. Then I hear a loud whirring of wings in the distance. The humans are starting to get a little antsy. They gather up their newspapers and run off. I don't like the sound of this. I turn around and see what it is--dire pigeons! I hate those things! They're always giving the rest of us a bad name. They'll eat anything--cats, dogs, humans, even other pigeons. They're always going around pecking humans to death. I don't like humans, but that's going too far! And there's a hungry look in their beady little red eyes. I've got to help fight them off!
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Knight Random
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