Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny

Naturally, when Josh jumped out of the shadows, and then threw himself to the ground while making kissing noises and groping himself, Fred was completely stunned.

It also should be noted that Fred had no idea just what in the hell that Josh was doing, until the latter screamed out "I'M MAKING OUT WITH MYSELF, YAARRGHHH!" as he vigorously rolled around the dirt-covered floor of the catacombs.

Meanwhile, the Chosen One has also been distracted by Josh's sudden appearance, and she slowly backtracks to the scene...

1. Fred moves on with the Chosen One, leaving Josh alone.
2. The Chosen One slaughters Josh.
3. The Chosen one seduces Josh.
4. Same as above, except that Josh rejects her, preferring to make out with himself.
5. A second Josh appears.

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