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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 89297

Our hero Fred found himself deep in the catacombs, following a very attractive (but ill mannered) 30-year-old woman who could manifest a floating energy ball, and was somehow, the world's "hope". One would think that Fred would've had the presence of mind to have actually asked the lady her name after he met her for the first time.

Fred, having lived a long and full life, cannot remember being this embarrassed about anything before. To compensate, he stops walking and soils himself. This is a pants load that would shock and awe baseball hall-of-famer George Brett, a guy who definitely knows about shitting himself.

  1. Good lord, this is the worst episode ever.
  2. The Chosen One is disgusted enough to abandon Fred.
  3. The Chosen One is disgusted enough to slay Fred instantly.
  4. The Chosen One is aroused enough to come back and kiss Fred passionately.
  5. Somehow, Fred's stunt solves everything...

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