Black Lanterns

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 89108

Three Black Lanterns swoop down and grab Sara. One to each arm and one to both legs. She twists and gasps. On her left is Dan Fogelbert. On her right is Heck Arthur Parking Brake. Carrying her feet is George Washington.
"Oh come on!" she cries to the super-powered zombies. The flickering fires of the ravaged city below set up a counterpoint to the shining stars above. "I barely know any of you! And why would the first President turn into a super-powered freak and come after me?"
"Time travel." growls the corpse of our First President. "You come back in time to when I was 20 and we have weeks of raunchy sex. Then you dump me for some guy in a scarf."
"Oh lord. Fine. Kill me and get it over with."

  1. Okay.
  2. They dump her in the Batcave.
  3. Turns out Dan can't fly and they crash into a highway overpass.
  4. Normal zombies try to eat the Black Lantern zombies.

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