Sir Paulito at the Pearly Gates

Sir Paulito explains: "After your death, I was sent on a quest for the Dragon! Like you, I also failed and died in a way to horrible to mention."

Lord Fred pulls up Sir Paulito's file. It isn't good. Among his many sins are Excessive Vanity, Off-topic Episodes, Mediocre Writing Skills, and Drunken Antics. Fred knows that if St. Peter were manning the gates, there would be no way this arrogant ass would get in. But still, Sir Paulito is a good friend. What to do, what to do?

1. Lord Fred admits Sir Paulito to Heaven.
2. Lord Fred denies admittance to Sir Paulito.

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