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A few minutes later, Sara and Jasper launch a campaign to warn the entire internet (back in 1998) about the impending horror that is George W. Bush. Making sure not to leave out a single detail, Sara and Jasper flood every newsgroup, message board, and mailing list they can find about the eight years of the Bush Administration, as well as making sure to notify the 1998 world about September 11th, another war in the Middle East, and the government's bungling of Hurricane Katrina.

After they finish, Sara and Jasper high-five. "Things are gonna magically and instantly turn around, Jasper!" Sara squeals.

1. She's right, you know.
2. Sara and Jasper, having pissed off nearly everyone with their anti-Bush propaganda, are chased off the internet.
3. The Secret Service bursts into the room.
4. "Now let's submit some Dysfunctional Family Circus captions!" suggests Jasper.

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