Pump My Body to the Top

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 87954

The novelty of somehow being able to surf the internet as it existed in 1998, and being able to peer back into the past soon wears thin for Sara. She excuses herself to go run a couple of errands, just as Jasper has a brainstorm...

Two hours later, Sara walks back into the room to find Jasper, with his jeans around his ankles, and his ass facing a timed camera that was just seconds away from taking a picture. Jasper's face is twisted in pain, as Sara notices that both of his hands are...oh my god, NO!

"Jasper?!" Sara shrieks. "Is that what I think it is?!"
"S-shut up, Sara!" Jasper growls through clenched teeth. "I'm inventing Goatse!"

  1. Since we now know the correct identity of the Goatse guy, we can now hunt him down and murder him.
  2. Actually no...someone else beat Jasper by a few seconds elsewhere on the 1998 internet.

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