try to escape hell

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 8792

Fred makes a run for the big glowing orange 'EXIT' sign over on the left. A thick arm, filled with muscle, swings out. Fred is caught square in the face and blacks out.
He awakens on his back. The lit stairway leading up is ten feet away. The gleaming marble, brass handrail and buckets of fried chicken hanging from the ceiling beckon him.
Suddenly a shape blocks out the light. It is an orange faced, three-eyed demon looking over him. Other then that and the Mets uniform and the giant claws, he looks exactly like Gilbert Gotfried.
"Thought you could escape, huh?" he whined. Fred groaned. Gilbert was the most annoying traveling minstrel in the entire kingdom! People gave him food and a bed just for not singing.

  1. Ask Gilbert what he was doing here.
  2. Kick him in the face and run for the exit.
  3. Cry.
  4. Poop and faint.
  5. Scream 'Look over there!' and when Gilbert is distracted give him an apocalyptic wedgie!
  6. Name all ten toes.
  7. Cry 'Look over there!' and when Gilbert is distracted, run away.

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